[Joke]两只笑话跑得快

StarKnight 发表于 2008-03-20 18:34:56

转载自这里。转载原因：难得看到我读得懂并且笑了的英文笑话……

Chris

Kinda jokes from Read's Digest, they're the reason I bought this mag sometimes.
Enjoy it.

1

While I was doing some research on how to get husbands to help around the house,
one wife told me that her husband took care of their children, cooked meals, shopped,
cleaned and did the laundry for two weeks.
"He read somewhere that if a wife isn't too tired, she makes a better partner in bed,"she said.
"Did it work?" I asked.
"Not really," she sighed, "He was too tired."

2

My friend's French grandma was sharing with me the secret to her long, healthy life.
"The important thing," she said," is a penis."
I almost choked on my drink and asked her to explain.
"Well," she continued. "It's so much better than un'appiness."

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关于第二个：字母H在法语中不发音。

关键词(Tag): 英语笑话读者小聪明

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